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all in one computer

unlike the name says the all in one computer is not all in one. an all in one consist of a monitor, with the tower built in, a keyboard and a mouse.
person 1: hey i bought an all in one computer
person 2: awesome is it all one box
person 1: no it still has a separate keyboard and mouse it just has the computer tower built into the monitor
person 2: oh i see but that is still really cool
person 1: i know man thanks
by kevin e343 July 20, 2010
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why is my computer so slow

(1)the thing you say when you bought a shitty computer
(2) the thing kids say when you tell them their cardboard computer is real
(1) you: why is my computer so slow?!
your friend: shouldnt have bought it in a alley at 3 AM

(2) toddler: why is my applebook so slow? i bought the best one for 10.000 dollars
your mind: first, its cardboard, second, applebook isnt a company, third, you bought it with monopoly money
by hellothemeep March 19, 2020
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Hang up that computer call

''Hang up that computer call, Come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth, im feeling romantical''
by Kenny McCormick.die May 31, 2023
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communal drink

Other peoples drinks, normally blagged from them or slyly asked for after a bit of chit chat.

Poured into your own glass, ending up in a mix of everybodys drink.
I'll be on the communal drinks tonight, I'm skint.
by 438906 April 8, 2006
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Combustible consumables

Just another term for that sweet, sweet mary jane.
"Combustible consumables can be smoked in a variety of different ways"
Pipes
Bongs
Joints
Blunts
Bots
Blades
by Rogi-Wan-Kenobi January 17, 2009
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Campus Bookstore

A huge ponzi scheme found on every college campus meant to harvest every last dollar from students as it can. Disguised as an honest operation, every campus bookstore sells you books it knows full well you will never use, and refuse to take them back unless for 30% of the original price, which they will resell for 70% of the original price.
Guy 1: Hey man, want to order some pizza tonight?

Guy 2: I can't, my wallet is still recovering from the trip to the campus bookstore.
by Pissedoffsophomore October 7, 2012
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comeupans

The rewards or spoils of one's act of "coming up" on an item that previously did not belong to you through keen time management and placement.
Where did you get that?

Man, I came up on that at work yo, thems my comeupans!

Put that in that box, I'm a comeup on that later, comeupans son!
by i.r. comeupans December 28, 2014
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