commercide

Death by careless, frenzied or cut-throat commercial activity.

The village of Riverside fell on hard times after a
Walmart opened nearby. Small shops laid off employees
and some stores went out of business. "We were helpless
to halt the commercide," said mayor Al Kravolek.

by Steve Hoglund July 21, 2007

Coital Commentator

(1) a sexual braggart, usually male, who feels compelled to offer commentary on their sexual performance

(a) the commentary can be pre-, during, and post-coitus

(2) it often goes hand in hand with bedroom Fiction on the Fly

"The guy was cute but he was another of those coital commentators. I had to hit the mental snooze button a few times."

"It wasn't enough that he was a lousy lovemaker; this coital commentator had to describe it like he were the horse and I was Catherine the Great."

"It felt like Monday Night Football. Sex may be a game of inches but the coital commentary was bugging me."

by Marcus Antonius July 27, 2009

picture comments

Something every teenager with a MySpace in the human race begs for in every way possible.

"picture comments please!"

by duckfoot January 9, 2010

side comment

When that idiot who cant take a hint is close by when you talking to yo nigga, so you say some shit about something they did to piss you off just loud enough for them to hear.

She didn't get that I broke up with her, so i used a side comment to my buddy to let her know.

You know that bitch i was going out with? Yeah man, Thoterella. Fuck her man.

by Demonslayer2011 November 11, 2015

comehereyafarkinhoeandslobbamecrackpipe

The mating call of the Western Lowland Lordy

"I really like the cut of your jib young man, what school did you go to?"

"COMEHEREYAFARKINHOEANDSLOBBAMECRACKPIPE!"

by tommy July 15, 2003

I was just making a comment, Marguerite

Phrase you say after you say something offensive and the other person gets angry.

Person 1: This pie tastes like hell.
Person 2: Well, I'll just buy pies from the store from now on!
Person 1: I was just making a comment, Marguerite.

by cykh June 21, 2011

Comment Vulture

Somebody that writes random shit for no reason in comment sections.

Bro you know Gianni Cagee
Nah bro he a Comment Vulture

by GoroMK1 February 25, 2023