Colorado Bitches

The worst fucking women on the planet.

Some characteristics would be: impatient, complains a lot, slutty, think they’re the hottest bitch on the planet, and so fucking annoying you’ll want to snap your own neck.

Acceptable names for girls from Colorado are as followed: Bitch, Whore, Skank, piece of fucking trash, literally anything other than what they would want to hear.

Person 1: “Yo what were the Colorado Bitches like?”

Person 2: “I took some dubs, and took some Ls but fucking hated all of them”

by Phil MePuss November 27, 2022

Coloradan

A city boy who pretends to be a mountain man every now and then.

I like playing on my Switch and sipping Starbucks. This weekend, I'm hiking up the National Monument. I'm such a Coloradan.

by moonman239 November 29, 2022

Calera

Calera is fine af she is the thickest prettiest bitch alive she is super good in bed calera is smart and creative she is all u would want in a girl.

Person 1: I want Calera back

Person 2: But u broke up wit her

Person 1: She so fine

by ilov3u December 12, 2022

Calera

Damn Calera look like she can beat the fucked out of u. Calera is strong and she got rizz Calera is real short . And she is flexible

person 1: Damn Calera thick

person 2: I know right

by ilov3u December 13, 2022

Calera

Calera is the definition of a bad bitch she’s that bitch that every girl wish they could be and every boy wish they could have. She radiates bad bitch energy in every room she walks in.She just THAT bitch.Purr

Wow Calera is giving bad bitch energy

by ilov3u December 13, 2022

Colorado Caboose

The act of contributing to a Tennessee Train Track, and getting stuck with the last position of the chain.

“How did your Thursday go last week?”

“Man, it was crazy, the only problem was that I was the Colorado Caboose of the train, now my teeth are all soggy.”

by Homosexual_Badger April 18, 2023

Coleman

Most likely gets no bitches and has a bowel problem. :)

He's such a coleman

by Mhlem May 14, 2023