Porch Coffee

Moonshine (or any alcohol) drunk out of a mug on the porch in the morning.

It’s before noon but I don’t want the neighbors to think I’m an alcoholic so I’ve got my porch coffee.

by Bearded American May 02, 2021

folgers coffee

that one ad with the mongoose girl

cant turn that mongoose filter off, just act natural for your boss the best part of waking up is folgers in your cup

folgers coffee is actually bad

by ihonestlyhavenoidea November 16, 2021

Coffee Dicker

People who like to stick their dicks in other people's coffee

Bro be careful, there's a Coffee Dicker around here.

by Daddy Lucifer September 06, 2021

Strong coffee

Doing something bold to gain attention or praise

Wow! Did you see That girls moves on the dance floor? That's STRONG COFFEE right there!

by Mr. Black August 28, 2017

detroit coffee

A ghetto drink made by preparing coffee with coke-cola instead of water (served cold).

"Treyvon stayed up all night after he drank three Detroit coffees."

by Zim-Zamer March 23, 2014

mexican coffee

the act of pouring espresso shots into someone’s pussy and drinking it out with a straw

i had a mexican coffee this morning, gave me energy for the rest of the day

by Connie BBC February 11, 2021

Coffee refugee

A person searching local coffee shops for the best one.

My barista left for a new job and now I’m a coffee refugee to find my next cup of joe.

by JJ Java October 06, 2021