coffee-blind

a word used to describe the experience of sensory blindness associated with the moments between waking and having the first cup of java

"I was coffee-blind as I walked to the kitchen, tripping over my cat and stumbling toward the coffee cups, crashing into the wall and hoping for a Starbucks ambulance to arrive with a coffee IV."

by Word Ganesha October 25, 2011

Strong coffee

Doing something bold to gain attention or praise

Wow! Did you see That girls moves on the dance floor? That's STRONG COFFEE right there!

by Mr. Black August 28, 2017

folgers coffee

that one ad with the mongoose girl

cant turn that mongoose filter off, just act natural for your boss the best part of waking up is folgers in your cup

folgers coffee is actually bad

by ihonestlyhavenoidea November 16, 2021

Bank Coffee

Shitty, complimentary coffee that is watery or burnt but customers drink it anyway because it is free. The coffee is usually accompanied by a stack of small styrofoam cups, various packets of sweateners, and a large dispenser of powdered creamer.

"Blech, that bank coffee tasted like warm water but I had to stand in line so I just drank it anyway."

by Dav1d VB June 9, 2018

Coffee Skank

Someone who will drink coffee anytime anywhere. Doesn’t matter the age or viscosity they will put that black nectar down no matter the cost to reputation or their body.

Kristen: You really going to drink yesterdays coffee from that pot?

Michael: Of course I am.

Kristen: Coffee Skank

by Mrbrkfst May 7, 2021

Cold Coffee

Offering a beer before noon.

Joey Bagadonuts! Good to see you. Grab a cold coffee and relax.

by Direwolf~NPZ January 4, 2019

Coffee Paradox

When you haven't had any coffee so you don't have the cognitive ability to make coffee.

Person 1, "Dude why is Person 2 standing there drooling in front of the coffee machine?"

Person 3, "They're suffering from the coffee paradox."
Person 2, *drools*

by YouLikeTheWayIPostitRex March 6, 2019