cunt clock

cuntity clockity. word you make up when you bored as dick and say when your drunk. means a clock full of cunt.

god damn brett you cunt clock

by fitty p nuuuu January 21, 2009

Coocoo Clucks Clan

A group of racist roosters who goes around and harasses other farm animals.

The Coocoo Clucks Clan is on the rise in American farms.

by Type2GenomeManiac March 15, 2019

fag o'clock

Any time of the day when any member of a group needs a cigarette break and all others must join him or her in the smoking area.

LJ - Dude, what time is it?
Sam - Fag o'clock?
LJ - Confirmed yes yes, see you at the smoking hut.

by Laura-Jayne October 22, 2008

Cock of all Cocks

When you see a shlong that is too big for words. It is the Godpenis, it is the massive mumma chode. It is "The Cock of all Cocks"

Dude: hey, check that guy's pants out.
Dude2: dude, there's something wrong with his leg.
Dude: No. He has THE COCK OF ALL COCKS

by dictionary sire February 4, 2010

I just clocked

To just clock means to just realise

1: Hey Amy how you doing?
2: I'm good thanks, you?
1: I'm goodtoo, oooh I just clocked, you dyed your hair

by I just clocked April 12, 2015

clocking her weasel

A word used to describe female masterbation.

Mainly used in San Diego State area.

The Girl was clocking her weasel, I know dude she cant get no dick

by victorSDSU October 13, 2006

It's Five O-Clock Somewhere

If you are thinking too deeply into this saying, you clearly need a drink.

Jen: "Well, I'm in the mood for a beer right now"
John: "Are you an alchy? It's 2:30!"
Jen: "Hey, it's five o-clock somewhere"
John: "what does that even mean? it's not 5:00 here"
Jen: *summons strength* "we need to get you a strong, healthy beer"

by pynchonian October 30, 2014