cluster fuck

Bush Administration and FEMA's responses to American hurricane disasters in states of Louisiana
and Texas in 2005.

Recovery efforts in Louisiana after hurricanes Katrina were
the living example of a cluster fuck.
Evacuation efforts in Texas before hurricane Rita are
another fine example of cluster fuck.

Sadly, the world enjoys watching America cluster fuck itself.

by Brian Kovarik October 4, 2005

Muff Cluster

I cluster of Lumpy Vagina's in a group, that are hairy.

"woah you see that old muff cluster over there"

by GooberPawn July 30, 2009

claustrophobia

The EXTREMELY fear of Santa Clause or anything to do with him . Commonly mistaken by idiots to be " the fear of small spaces " But Idiots are WRONG . That was something made up by adults to not worry children .

Sally saw santa at the mall .. She burst into tears & ran behind her mommy . She was claustrophobia

by manly man truth August 19, 2011

santa clause

a thing made up by parents so that their kids will idolize him and become fat and red and stupid. than when they find he's not real, they go into denial and eat even more and then blow up.

Mom:hey fatty, santa told me to tell you that the only way youll get your presents is if you eat a lot.
Fatty:mom im soo full though.
Mom:I SAID EAT YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT!!
Fatty:ok ok i'm sorrryy....BOOOOOM!!
Mom:HAhahaha WooHoo!
Father:Wow that was a bigger explosion than te last one.
Mom:Dum shits

by orange March 12, 2005

Santa Claus

The sexual act of tittie fucking a girl and the ejaculating on her chin to make it look like a Santa Claus Beard.

Me: Oh damn look at that hot chick with the bigb jtits!!!
Friend: Oh I'd like to Santa Claus her!!!
Me: Me too!!!

by Shbjane May 5, 2010

Cluster Fuck

All of the bad things that can happen do, thus saying fuck for each thing until this becomes cluster fuck.

John: First I to school late, then got a detentionn for it, then got to detention late, and worst of all my dad didn't believe I got a detention.
Jane: Damn, you got Cluster Fucked

by The Dude February 27, 2005

Cluster Fuck

A term used for gangbanging a girl or having a group orgy in one particular area ( a small room.)

Hey guys lets have a cluster fuck over Hilary's house.

by T-Bear May 6, 2005