Hit the Cracker

A game played in which several males stand in a circle around a cracker and jack off. They all try to hit the cracker when they shoot, and whoever hits farthest from the cracker has to eat the cracker.

After playing hit the cracker, Eddy chowed down for missing, maybe on purpose

by Noah Fliction November 19, 2010

Ugly ass cracker

Ugly white people

You ugly ass cracker

by Deeznut£ July 13, 2021

White cracker

A stereotypical term used for white people, as their described as being Caucasian people

Omg, look at that guy at Starbucks’s, he’s such a white cracker

by Oof man March 10, 2018

clackerbag

Scrotal sack, ball bag...

My clackerbag is well sore, feels like I'm wearing sandpaper gruds

by Medzedz June 2, 2005

real ass cracker

White person that keeps it real.

I'm a "real ass cracker"

by Colt February 15, 2003

Clicker's Wear

When an Encyclopedia Dramatica Editor's mouse-clicking finger gets worn and tired at the joints from rejecting all of those stupid "definitions" people submit repeatedly, over and over again, about absolutely nothing of importance or relevance to the Internet. Like, at all. One may get Clicker's Wear by deleting all of the lame posts concerning the person's:
- friends
- enemies
- girlfriends
- themselves
- people no one knows besides the "definition" submitter themselves.

UD Editor: Damn! I've got Clicker's Wear after rejecting all of those stuped, useless definitions about "Chaz" who ever the hell that person is.

by Peaseblossom85 July 18, 2006

Graham Cracker

A Mexican or Latin person with a brown complection that acts like a white person.

I have no Hispanic friends, and I don't have a Spanish accent! I'm such a Graham Cracker!

by xxLadyAmericaxx July 9, 2011