real ass cracker

White person that keeps it real.

I'm a "real ass cracker"

by Colt February 16, 2003

fuck muffin

A muffin fucker or some one who fucks any dutch made pastry good.

Hey muffin fucker your a fuck muffin, yea i showd you, you muffin fetish freak!

by colt November 18, 2004

escalade

an black persons car.olny white people that have a escalade are wankster.thay should have a hummer.!!!!

olny gay people buy a escalade!!!!

by colt March 11, 2005

steamroller

When your lying naked with your girl in
bed and you decide to roll all over her fully erect
yelling "I'm a Steamroller" "I'm going to roll all over you"
while laughing hysterically.

Last night my boyfriend and me were lying in bed, and I had a hard on, so I steamrolled him.

by colt January 06, 2004