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Chomp-a-liteous

Chomp-a-liteous
Is a disease some people get...when they have a bad urge to eat some pussy!
Excuse me Miss ...can you please help me?.....
I gotta bad case of Chomp-a-liteous
by Muffinmuncher1966 April 18, 2018
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Chomp

Verb
1. A reaction to a statement or question in a non positive or accepting sense.
If someone calls you out and you respond with 'what' or 'no' or such like, verbal or non-verbal, they can say chomp and laugh in your face.

>>> Hey you look like the creepy guy from that movie.

<<< What! No I don't!
>>> Chomp! Bahahahaha

A chomp can be avoided with agreement
>>> Hey you look like the creepy guy from that movie.

<<< Cool
by Nibbles69 August 13, 2017
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chimpanyeesus

The king chimpanyeesus was flexing on the peasants with his saucy fitted
by Blout_Bod September 22, 2017
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Champagne shit

"champagne shit"

-a style of shit.

It’s the shit when you sit and there's a cork of shit and you just have to push threw it in order to pop and after it pops all the shit comes out watery.
I just took the most amazing champagne shit, it’s a celebration.
by @takochino November 19, 2017
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chimpantie

A Chimpanee that lost its way and fell into a life of exotic dancing and accumulating one dollar bills.
Whatever happened to Chimp Laura?” ,

“Didn’t you know? She’s a Chimpantie now and takes her clothes off for money now”
by Alex Boyes May 19, 2018
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champaz

Person 1: The girl at the bar last night was such a slut

Person 2: Was she called Champaz?

Person 1: Yeah how did you know?

Person 2: All skanks are called Champaz
by bloopoogA May 22, 2018
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Champagne Flute

The act of sucking a penis similar to someone using a straw while the recipitant of the sucking are simaltaniously urinating.
You could call my grandma an alcoholic, every night she wants my champagne flute.
by Chavvvy June 21, 2018
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