we p'chimpin

i understand saying "we pimp chimpin" is oftentimes a mouthful, so to extend an olive branch I'm allowing "we p'chimpin" as a suitable replacement

we p'chimpin up in this bitch

by we p'chimpin May 6, 2020

Sexually dimorphic chimeric intersex in humans

Sexually dimorphic chimeric intersex are what happens when a pregnant mother (either intersex or female) produces or is in contact with quantities of testosterone in the third trimester causing a male and female twin to fuse into one, then split when testosterone lowers, then the smaller twin is reabsorbed by the larger one. This leaves the resulting child with a penis, one fallopian tube, a uterus, one accessory gland, half the average amount of eggs, and one small testicle attached to the volva tucked inside an otherwise normal vagina.

Patient: Why do I have one testicle and a hole?
Doctor: You are being affected by an intersex condition called SDCI, or sexually dimorphic chimeric intersex in humans.

by Historics Society August 4, 2022

clean the chimney

To stick a tongue up one persons nostrils removing all snot and boogers often done for sensual reasons, but not always

Dude 1: bro Stacey came over last night

Dude 2: bro that’s sick did she clean the chimney
Dude 1: you know it dawg, My sinus is HELLA clear

by Absurd_Chalice November 4, 2022

chimneytop

When someone diarrhea's in the worst way into a tube that is aimed at the face of someone passed out on the floor.

Dude, chad is passed out on the floor so we're all going to chimneytop him.

by punnstank January 28, 2011

chimichanga

While more commonly known as a declicious burrito-like Mexican food, a "chimichanga" has been used as far back as 2002 in the New York City region as slang for a unit of time equivalent to approximately 8 minutes.

The specific unit of time a "chimichanga" designates is the subject of debate, as its origin lies in the fact that it takes 1 stoned undergraduate about 8 minutes to consume 1 chimichanga. Most agree that the measurement is exactly 8 minutes 21 seconds, hence "approximately 8 minutes," but only two witnesses were present for the eating of the original chimichanga and both were killed three months later in a freak rhino mauling at the San Diego Wild Animal Park.

Dude, did you SEE Gettysburg? That shit lasted like 30 chimichangas, man!

by Fidosaurous May 28, 2006

chimbles

the word used for the crumbly remains of breakfast cereals, or crisps at the bottom of the packet.

-Cheesman family origin

"Does anyone want the chimbles?" "no thanks, they're yucky"

"ARG! JACK, you've finished all the cereals apart from the chimbles!"

by Elbe October 15, 2007

chimp

a monky an ugly creature often often seen with its banana in its hands

seth looks like a chimp

by the__yeti June 19, 2008