Definitions by Elbe

velvet glove-ism 

colloq. used for obvious misinterpretations or mishearings of lyrics in songs.

orig: Related to the song "Time Warp".

VELVET GLOVE-ISM #1
"...And a <b>velvet glove</b>, will really drive you insane..." - Time Warp (*pelvic thrust*)

VELVET GLOVE-ISM #2
"Come On <b>Irene</b>" - Come on *Eileen*: Dexy's Midnight Runners.

VELVET GLOVE-ISM #3
"Reach out and touch <b>face</b> - Personal Jesus: Depeche Mode (*faith*)

velvet glove-ism by Elbe January 19, 2009

chimbles 

the word used for the crumbly remains of breakfast cereals, or crisps at the bottom of the packet.

-Cheesman family origin

"Does anyone want the chimbles?" "no thanks, they're yucky"

"ARG! JACK, you've finished all the cereals apart from the chimbles!"

chimbles by Elbe October 15, 2007