chicken and assholes

Any situation in which there are both positive and negative qualities, usually pertaining to food. Can also be used out of frustration, usually pluralized in with this usage.

Jim: How was the resturant?
Steve: All they had was chicken and assholes.

-or-

"Well chickens and assholes, this sucks!"

by King McCool May 23, 2008

Chicken Tooth

The same spot between two teeth where food routinely gets stuck and is difficult to remove. Stringy meats (I.e. chicken or pot roast) are the most common foods that get stuck in this spot.

I've got a piece of steak stuck in my chicken tooth again.

by pncruse August 11, 2014

Random Chicken

An elusive software bug

The development team could not track down that Random Chicken

by rune93 October 16, 2014

Chumpy chicken

A fat stupid person

You can't eat a dead turtle you chumpy chicken

by Chickenfart678 December 18, 2014

chicken of the woods

An opossum.

Last night I shot the chicken of the woods cuz the fawker was eatin my cat food.

by sterr December 31, 2013

astronaut chicken

A precooked whole chicken from the deli section. So called because it comes in a clear plastic box, reminiscent of a one-man space capsule.

"Let's run into the store and pick up an astronaut chicken, man; I don't want to cook."

by Amythe3lder March 2, 2015

Side Chicken

Slightly scandalous leftovers you favor over the main dish.

Paul: Do you want some turkey? Brenda: No, I'll eat the side chicken.

by ApexPred November 27, 2019