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contempt of court

What any decent person feels having discovered the difference between the public image of British Justice and the practical reality: huge costs; incompetent lawyers who still use photocopiers instead of electronic documents, complete disregard by the judge for prima facie cases of perjury, contempt of court (in one of the other senses), evidence tampering, and witness tampering, and the circular, self-supporting ramblings of the judgement.
Judge: You are in contempt of court, Mr Smith.
Mr Smith: Yes, I am. I am surprised you noticed. You don't seem to have noticed anything else.
by Neubigmac February 3, 2017
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chontelle

State of complete alcohol intoxication of a young female, which combined with a sexually orientated mind set, results in a general slaggy demeanor.
I was so chontelle'd last night.

That chontelle is preggers again
by Rhodesian ridgeback February 7, 2010
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50 Center

Relating to 50 Cent Party. Internet commentators hired by the government of the People's Republic of China (both local and central) or the Communist Party to post comments favorable towards party policies in an attempt to shape and sway public opinion on various Internet message boards (getting approx. 0.5 yuan per post, hence the term).
That comment was obviously wrote by a 50 Center.
by myrna_minkoff November 8, 2012
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Conteact

1. No actual meaning, but usually means some sort of contact with a chick.

2. to engage in any contact with a person of the opposite sex.
Oh man, I'd love to conteact with that chick!
by Jhoulz January 8, 2004
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contemplator

Someone who sits around thinking about other people's parents all day instead of doing work.
She helped me pick out a Mother's Day gift, she is SUCH a contemplator.
by MAYONNAISE42069 December 2, 2016
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Contemporate

A new word that is used to sympathize with foolish people after they might have been yabbed . It was generated by a young aspiring NIGERIAN footballer
I contemporate with u OGUNKANDE
by Bayor😎😂 February 20, 2020
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Contemporary

Modern but not modern-modern

Definition requested by YouTuber Anix
Anix: These contemporary seats look so modern but not modern-modern
by bored_ March 10, 2021
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