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by howdareyouopposememortal October 14, 2020

phantom cellphone

The feeling of your phone vibrating in your pocket when it is not there. Also occurs when you have lost your cellphone, but keep hearing it ring.

Betsy almost wrecked her car trying to answer her phantom cellphone.

by Le Miel February 5, 2010

Mon Cello Morte

Simply translated as "My cello of death", Mon Cello Morte refers to an anal gas leak characterised by a long, deep resonation with a slight rising pitch and garnished with a violent odour. The term initially derives from the uncanny resemblence to the sound of a cello being played slowly and with a single, deep note see Mon Cello. "Mon Cello Morte", however, may only be applied to a gas leak as described above, coupled with an extraordinary smell that invokes the involuntary reaction of vomiting.

"Oh My God! What was that noise?"
"That, my friend was Mon Cello."
"Urgh"
Friend vomits
"Sorry - that, my friend, was Mon Cello Morte"
"Somebody light a match!"

by Thandroo October 5, 2011

Root Cellar

Slang for one's anus, the ass hole, the bung hole, the corn hole.

Carl out it to me last night in the root cellar. I can barely walk.

I can't clear out my root cellar. I'm constipated.

by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

cellphone

that device that goes off when ur in class and makes u embarrassed when everyone hears ur ringtone that happens to be a song that came out ages ago.

*in class*
*shake that laffy taffy, shake that laffy taffy*
boy #1: is that ur cellphone? wat an old ass ringtone!
boy #2: *lies* its not my fault, my lil brother was messing with my cellphone in the morning.

by MissHersheyBesitos January 13, 2009

cellos

homosexual- The word is a shortened form of Marcellos, who is a member of a popular internet forum. After repetitive association with Lady Gaga and soccer, the term "cellos" evolved.

Those shorts are way to short. You look cellos.

Straighten your wrist. People are going to thing you're cellos.

by J's 89 March 22, 2010

cellulite queen

a true thing of beauty, the other definitions are just wrong. There is not anything sexier than seeing a woman with a lot of cellulite and watching it jiggle all over when she moves. This is especially true when bbw's show off their body in a skimpy bikini and let all their cellulite show on their booty. It signifies what all women should try to look like.

Everytime i see my girlfriend take off her panties, i get an enormous hard-on from seeing her thunder thighs and all her cellulite that is all over her ass. She is a true cellulite queen because her legs and buttocks are covered with cottage cheese.

by bbw lover88 July 2, 2007