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Canadian Tire

A franchised store from Canada that sells everything from automotive parts to Christmas trees.
I'm going to go buy some more motor oil at Canadian Tire
by Xelopheris February 3, 2005
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Upper Canada College

An all-boys prep school located in Toronto, and widely considered the leading independent school in Canada - it is even said to rival top American prep schools like GDA, Exeter, and Andover.

While UCC is considered a great academic school, it is also known for its athletics. Hockey is by far the most prominent sport, getting all the athletics money, while other teams, who are equally successful, seem to be neglected. Hockey players, who are entirely scholarship students, enjoy pastimes of naked wrestling, drinking each other's urine, and bringing the grade point average down by at least a full point.
Hockey Player 1: Dude we just lost again
Hockey Player 2: Ya but it was close only 12-1
Hockey Player 3: Dude my butt is huge
Hockey Player 4: Let's go pee on eachother!

Upper Canada College Hockey is overrated!
by UCC Football January 10, 2006
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made in canada

absolutely hilarious, incredibly satirical show on CBC about a production company and the office politics involved. Same concept as the movie 'office space' but more intelligent and way way funnier. Rick Mercer, Peter Keleghan, Leah Pinsent star
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Liberal Party of Canada

A center-left political party in Canada. It arrogantly views itself as 'the natural governing party'. The party has relatively few firm beliefs and is willing to bend whatever way it thinks will win an election. Recently, it has become primarily a party of cities in eastern Canada due to its ignorance of the economic and gradual population shift to western Canada, contempt towards rural Canada, and shameless pandering to certain immigrant groups, some of which have terrorist ties - such as the Tamil Tigers, at the expense of what is in Canada's interest. No party in Canada is more committed to advancing the (misguided) cause of globalization.

The party's base is a hodge-podge of misguided left wing activists who think a mainstream party will bring about change, wealthy Bay Street globalist elitists, certain immigrant groups whose allegiances lie more with their original homeland than Canada, and yuppies.

One positive achieved by this party was its sound financial stewardship while Paul Martin was Finance Minister and Prime Minister. The party seems to have abandoned this fiscally conservative approach since losing power, as they have indicated that they believe running even larger deficits than the currently governing Conservative Party is somehow the best way to overcome the dismal economic situation.
The Liberal Party of Canada lost power in 2006. With their current leader, Michael Ignatieff, and lack of backbone, they will never scrape into a narrow minority government, let alone win a majority.
by Knifer11 September 21, 2010
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Canadian Pipeline

The Canadian Pipeline, not to be confused with the Alaskan Pipeline, is when two people each insert the end of a straw or tube into their butt. Then one of them farts, causing the air to travel into the others ass.
Alex: Hey dude, wanna canadian pipeline with me? I had chili for dinner.
Derek: No thanks, you might shart into my ass.
by Derek H. aka xmypantsx September 26, 2008
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Canadian

Canadian, a native of Canada, from the Algonquin word meaning "my village". Canada is a bilingual (French and English) and multi-cultural country surrounded, in the east, by water and history; in the north by ice, snow, Alaska and the North Pole; in the west, mostly by former easterners and Americans, and, in the south, by our American cousins, many of whom are former Canadians--a people of many origins, including aboriginals.

G-d bless, North America, including Mexico--such a friendly and prosperous part of the world to live.
The home of Canada Dry, Canadian Club, hockey, baseball, basketball, the telephone, the Credit Union, the bluenose, the RCMP and many great "American" actors.
by Lindsay G. King December 29, 2003
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canadian

Somebody from the country north of the United States, which has:
Maple Syrup; Hockey; Universal Healthcare; Peace; Low Crime/Violence Rates; Excellent Donuts and Coffee (AKA Tim Horton's); Better, Cheaper Beer; Lovely Women; Nicer People;
Better Winter Sports; Cultural/Tolerance; Good/Cheap Education; Superior Genetalia.
Person 1: So I got smashed on good brew this weekend and had some great sex.
Person 2: Oh yeah, eh? Me too!
Person 3: (Jealously) Damn canadians.
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