Canadians are nice, polite, non-violent people, so don't believe all this crap about moose antlers, maple syrup, the Stanley Cup, or mounties. In fact, nothing depraved ever happens in Canada. Up here north of the 49th, the term Canada's History simply refers to any friendly act of Sex in the Snow, wearing clap skates. And if Stephen Colbert doesn't know that, he should have his ombudsmanship revoked.
by Eh, Hun? February 8, 2010
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The act of pouring a jar of maple syrup on moose antlers, while four separate people sodomize themselves on the antlers. They then wait for the syrup to harden forming honey butt-plugs. These butt-plugs are then melted down in the Stanley Cup and used as a stinky lube for a hermaphrodite couple to have double gay sex with.
Mike: Did you guys try Canada's History last night?
Tom:No, we couldn't get the Stanley Cup in time.
Tom:No, we couldn't get the Stanley Cup in time.
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Can you believe what Stephen Colbert did to Canada's History using the Colbert Report and Urban Dictionary?
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Get the Canaby mug.Okay so the thing is smoking drugs is illegal and they are trying to prevent smoking need balconies and it is illegal to smoke in cars. Oh and by the way when my family went to the states they asked me do you ride a polar bear to school and live in igloos? I simply said you know what go to northern new york and they mostly get the same weather than us... Look at today we have 30 degree celcius (yeah I can't spell celcius) but with the humidity it is higher.. So yes in the winter it gets cold but this winter it was warm. We don't say eh after everything. So most of you are saying all types of staryotypes and most of them are not true... Our health care is not completely free but if you need surgery they will help you. We are not under edjucated but I'm not done school but know when I'm done high school I will be able to go to collage or university because it is affordable. I like that we don't have the biggest population because in the country we have another more room. So think before you diss us.... Yeah I know I can't spell Oh and before you spend so long on you computers go look in Ottawa people are in a challenge with how far you can walk. And now some canadians are close to finding a cure for cancer so we definitely not under educated.Also we have many people from different countries just look at my dad he is from Holland and my oma. I'm Glad I'm canadian. Also I'm glad you can understand where I'm coming from.
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