Callum

he's practically the gay lord, so whenever you say "callum" it means gay

Bruh, he's fuckin' Callum!

by Xenodefined February 28, 2020

Callum

He is goated and beautiful and amazing and the best surfer on Earth.

Look at Callum man!!!

by Curry King 123 February 22, 2021

Dirty Callum

Midget with a small dick who gets pegged by mr.hands and his horse cock

Cant come out im doing a dirty callum

by Callum Richard Peter Thomas January 31, 2022

Callum

Lover of Cum

So are you Callum

by The_Troller726 December 17, 2012

Callmecarson

The most unfunny zoomer humor person to exist on the face of this planet. Tries to be awkward to be funny but fails so badly that any person with a brain will just stare blanked face, as he tries to do more unfunny shit. You must disconnect your brainstem to laugh at any of his jokes.

Exp:1
Callmecarson: /Stands in front of tv and does some cringey ass shit/
Me: :/
Exp 2:

13 year old: Did you watch that Callmecarson video he uploaded? Uh oh stinky haha poopy! Stinky! HaHA!

Normal Person: Come on dude really? What the fuck is wrong with you man Jesus.

by SnappyQuick January 25, 2020

Callums corner

The 30 year old who you usaully see outside your school.he is also the guy who escaped the tic tax box

Callums corner has been attacked by that square headed prick again

by Top shagger of the north west March 25, 2019

Callum

A pathetic, useless, waste of space. Dislikes himself, hated by others.

You are such a Callum.

by Solardragon August 15, 2017