Cabbage

When someone is so bad at video games they might as well be classified as a vegetable.

"This guy is a certified cabbage. He acts like he is using a track pad to aim".

by Klwd February 10, 2021

Cabbage

A dumb or stupid person thats annoying

Your a fucking cabbage jack

by bill cosby number 1 February 01, 2018

Cabbage

Meaning the opposite of savage. A person who is a cabbage is a nice, goody two shoes who is afraid to get their hands dirty.

" Yo I can believe that kid snitched, he's such a cabbage."

by Jonboy_from_gburg123 August 15, 2017

Cabbage

A desirable, nice or visually appealing butt.

"Damn bro, she got cabbage"
"Look behind you, cabbage"
Booty
Cakes
Ass

by Grocery_Bag January 19, 2016

Cabbage

something a cat eats

i would love to watch a ca eating a cabbage

by orangejuiceafterteethbrushing October 09, 2022

Cabbage

The act of pulling your foreskin and bunching it up to look like a cabbage.

Oi mate kiss my cabbage

by CaramelPB July 13, 2019

cabbage

Someone's head, usually when doing something violent/less than favorable to it.

"You'll get your fuckin' face erased from your cabbage." - Ill Bill

by Traaan July 08, 2010