cotton wood

When your dick gets hard and you have nothing to stick it in, you got nothing you can do about it and you just have to live with it, you got a good ol fashion case of the cotton wood.

"I was driving down the road last night and got cotton wood, it sucked"

"My girl wasnt puttin'out last night, gave me a good ol case of the cotton wood"

"The worst thing about cotton wood, you cant jerk off in a straight jacket"

by freakynasty April 21, 2019

Cotton Tail

A Cotton Tail is when toilet paper is wadded up into a baseball-sized ball and placed between the butt cheeks to resemble a bunny rabbit.

When Danielle came out of the bathroom pantsless, she bent over and showed me her cotton tail.

by Dingle Dung October 17, 2020

butt cotton

Another way of saying toilet paper. Instead just say butt cotton because toilet paper feels like cotton (sometimes). And the first word “butt” is touched by the butt cotton before the sheet goes in the toilet.

Mum, we need more butt cotton in the bathroom!

by B1G B3N November 4, 2017

Cotton-Picking Niggamonkeys

Derived from the movie elf, it’s a racial slur intended towards a colored person who is known to pick cotton, and resembles a monkey.

Jamal and his cousin Tyrone are a bunch of Cotton-Picking Niggamonkeys

by Atk07 November 6, 2025

Cotton picker

a cotton picker is what black people call their so-called homies like

"ayo cotton picker come in bed wit me cuh" etc

by Real cotton picker May 2, 2022

Cutting Cotton

When nipples become so erect that they're sharp enough to cut through the shirt covering them.

"It's so frigging cold I'm cutting cotton over here!"

by Carmella Mycrotchi September 25, 2012

cotton lips

dry lips; the feeling you get when you need chapstick

Wow, I’ve got cotton lips. I need chapstick!!

by meggiesnowd126 February 12, 2022