Cotton Beaver Dam

slang term for a tampon

The plumber was running the sewer camera and found a cotton beaver dam in the pipe.

by DarkArc December 18, 2024

punching cotton

The action of doing something with the intent to do some damage but unexpectedly doing no damage.

Alex yelled "You are useless" at Nick but he just smiled back at him. Alex felt like he was punching cotton.

by WordsOfGold February 20, 2025

Cotton Candy Couples

refers to a pair where one partner has blue hair and the other has pink hair

Walking hand in hand the Cotton Candy Couples stood out with their matching blue and pink hair, looking like they stepped out of a fairytale.

by misscherrypie March 21, 2025

Artrafuckalrigard cotton candy

You say this when ur low-key getting hardcore fucked by 6 black men at once, but your mom calls you

Mom: "Hey what's going on?"
Me: "Artrafuckalrigard cotton candy'
Mom: "You're getting hardcore fucked by 6 black men at once??"

by jdus568 May 31, 2024

Cotton Blast

When you ejaculate on a cotton pad and someone else applies it to their face.

I frequently cotton blast, that's why I look so young.

by Rob Burry June 28, 2024

Cotton Ceiling

A reality that delusional transwomen have to face: not everyone wants to fuck you, and you wanting to be a woman does not win over straight men or lesbians. Get over it for fuck’s sake.

It’s never transphobic to not want to date or sleep with trans people, and you shouldn’t let people tell you otherwise; even if it is, that doesn’t change the fact that no means no.

“Smash the Cotton Ceiling? Denying your womanhood? Zoey, that doesn’t change the fact I don’t like dicks.”

by Southern Twink June 30, 2024

Cotton ballin'

The act of grazing someone with your balls with clothes on during a game of leap or while walking over someone.

Ex:
Person 1: You asshole you just cotton balled me while me were playing leap frog alone in the basement.
Person 2: You knew there was a risk of cotton ballin' when doing unsupervised leap frog.

by Meowstick1234 July 17, 2024