Burnley

Burnley is a town full of backwards retards all uniployd hillbilly’s they are all still blasting DJ cammy and they all shag sheep finger there mums and there is one person in particular called Jake faith field who got away with rape coz the police thought he was backwards he walks around like a scruff he doesn’t wash his clothes.

He called he joint a biff like he is a road man but really he is scared of 17 yr old kids what a pussyhole

Burnley is a shit hole

by Mackeyisgay June 14, 2020

burple borp shorp

a blue-purple shoe that makes a lightsaber noise when you walk and also makes you levitate

i bought the new burple borp shorp yesterday, its great!

by misstou2 January 20, 2022

crazy burkler

a physcho german who destroys any thing he sees

aahh crazy burkler u just broke your new bike

by jmac November 12, 2003

Twat Burglar

one who steals other peoples girlfriends just to have sex with them.

Jon: Hey why aren't you with your girl.

Jerry: because Tom that stupid twat burglar took her from me. You better watch out he might twat burgle your girl next.

by Potshot44 March 23, 2010

Turf Burglar

A man whom steals another man's turf. Turf either referring to a claimed area (a woman or man) or better yet, in reference to their pubic hair (i.e. turf) and all genitalia housed within. Also can be applied as heterosexual or homosexual to men or women.

Tara: "Hey Ilana, see that man at the bar, I bet he has one hell of a goal post and a well kept turf ... I am so gonna take him home and play his field tonight."
*Ilana moves in and chats the guy up for a few hours.*
Ilana: "Hey Tara, I have had enough to drink, this guy will give me a ride home, I'll see you tomorrow."
Tara: "Ilana, you are such a turf burglar."
*Tara heads home alone.*

by Environmentor December 7, 2010

turd burglar

1. A person who causes intense fright to someone on the toliet. As the person runs out of the bahroom screaming, the turd burglar steals the pooper's poop out of the toliet.
2. An insult

1.
M.B.: Hey, I hear that dude is a turd burglar.
R.E.: Yeah he stole my turd last week after he scared me out of the bathroom.

2.
M.B.: You are a turd burglar!
R.E.: That is the most hurtful name you have ever called me!!

by mBlesso June 1, 2006

go burls

--To give your all or to go "all out". Typically used in a large sporting event or when lifting weights.

"Dude! That running back just went burls!"

*a large bench press* "Come on (blank) go burls!"

by Ghoti Scarpelli July 24, 2006