Benjaminecraft

Whar

Benjaminecraft: "Whar"

by SmokeScream March 14, 2023

Benjamin

10 inch cock

person1: I slept with him last night, his cock was massave

person2: its benjamin what do you expect

by Duxmarster November 13, 2022

benjamin johnathan briggery briggs

benjamin johnathan briggery briggs aka "the skinwalker" , "boogalie" or simply "it", is a large, lankey, orange being known to roam around public parks and lithuanian embassys during the night trying to capture little boys to use in its experiments. it is known for being a test subject for heffley trafficking inc. its true form is believed to be so revolting, slimy, hideous, oily and dandruffy that anyone who comes into contact with it is simply too shocked and horrified to breath. for centuries there have been reported sightings of it and its lovers, xaviwavi, jamal and zac. in order to summon this ungodly creature the words "i cant do a pushup" , "i enjoy watching porn" or simply "we go jim" must be recited 3x and it is believed to show up immeadiatley and suck you through its phat hairy orange arsehole to the heffley trafficking inc dimension where you or your test subject will be experimented on. there are some well known repellants that have been used against it are: basic hygene, regular porn, hentai, women and people who are against crypto.

A- "bro there was some 8ft thingy hiding near that house!"
B- "oh fuck, be careful it may be benjamin johnathan briggery briggs"

by sharon6969420 November 20, 2022

Benjamin

Benjamin is a quiet guy, but once you get past the outer shell, he is kind and caring and a great friend. he will stick by you no matter what people say about you and is quick to forgive.

"Wait, was that benjamin?" Answer: Yeah, he's the best."

by the >alpha December 2, 2022

Benjamin Stevenson

Benjamin Stevenson is an amazing friend, with a kind and caring heart. He is someone you can stay up and talk to and cry to about all your problems when you feel like theres no one else around. He’s a great listener with a great and encouraging smile, he’s supportive kind caring and sweet and I could not picture life without Benjamin Stevenson in it. I honestly love him with all my heart and I know for a fact that he will stick around forever. Life without a Benjamin is very extremely boring and sad and I think of him every second of everyday. Xx😘

Izzy Dargin- “who do you like?”
Sienna long-“Benjamin Stevenson”

by Mbjhvgvgh March 18, 2023

Benjamin

A submissive femboy twink with a John Wick level skills in the bed B/ 0w0😈😈😈🫣

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Hey Benjamin 😔🤤

by crazymen March 20, 2023

Benjamin

$100 USD. Gets its meaning from the portrait of Benjamin Franklin on the front of the $100 bill

Person 1: Yo bro how much can I get with this Benjamin?
Person 2: You can pick up a zip for 100.

by aj hempenstall April 11, 2023