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basil strawberry sangria

This is basically the most potent jungle juice on the planet. It's only found in affluent households celebrating a birthday or some other annual occasion. Once per year is about the body can withstand.

It's made by filling one of those fancy plastic beverage dispensers with whatever high alcohol content booze they have in the liquor cabinet. Probably vodka, champagne and clear liquors. It's never diluted with anything without alcohol. There will likely be strawberries and other fruit cut up into it, and maybe some frozen fruit or concentrate to chill it. The host typically will leave a 2 liter of Sprite nearby to satisfy the homeowner's insurance, but it's frowned upon to dilute it.

The presence of a warning sign of some sort is obligatory.

This drink will make girls kiss each other, and participate in all sorts of general mayhem. Drink accordingly...
Susan had the best basil strawberry Sangria at her birthday party last night. Did you see how much Wanda drank?
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Basic bitch

Corey’s are all basic bitches
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Basic Joe

an adult male who tries hard to copy his buddies to the point he loses his personality just for the false sense of appearing cool in front of them.
Person one: you bitch, your momma doesn't count as a kiss.
person two: shut up basic Joe.
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Basic bombed

A term used by advisors at the delta sonic car wash chain that refers to when 3 or more customers in line purchase the basic wash, destroying sales bonuses and the mental state of the advisors. When this term is experienced it can cause hostility, destructiveness, irrational behaviors, emotional meltdowns, and complete chaos amongst the advisors. In severe situations advisors may lash out at customers with profanity and death threats, smash their phists into the register worth hundreds of dollars, contemplate their life decisions that eventually leads to mental breakdowns, and on occasion suicide. The customers part of the “basic bomb” line can easily be spotted with the passive aggressive notes under their license plate. Similar terms include but are not limited to “basic party”, “basic parade”, “B-Train”, “basic stampede”.
Get me out of this fucking booth, I’m getting basic bombed!”, “fuck delta sonic and these customers, I’m getting basic bombed” “wash manager please pickup, I need to get out of this booth I’m getting basic bombed and I’m going to lose my mind”
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Basically

Basically means " yes but no ".
We are all basically the same.
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basier

A hot sexy guy that charm all the girl. A basier is known for being caring and nice
Have you seen that new guy he is so hot

Yeah he is basier now bitch of he's myne
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basicbal

an attention seeking bearded wonder who likes mangoes and loud sneezes as a form of social recognition
Oh look, here we have a basicbal sneezing AGAIN
by lifes a bitch, then you die. September 23, 2019
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