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geeky bastard

1.) Someone who knows more about Final Fantasy and Star Wars than they know about life.
2.) Someone who never leaves the computer.
3.) An ecentric person who dresses like Dr. Miller, my psychaiatrist.
1.) Jojo is such a geeky bastard...(jk)

2.) J:I gotta go my dad needs the pc
E:You geeky bastard! ... (jk)

3.) I hate going to that geeky bastard who keeps asking me what we should do with me... that stupid mofo...
by cherry February 28, 2004
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Bastard Fart

A bastard fart is when a lady quiefs, and a cum bubble comes out.
She was just laying there, and she turned to me and said that was definetly a bastard fart.
by mr. aric burns September 28, 2011
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Ugly bastard

an old, fat, hairy, sweaty, smelly, disgusting man
Donald Trump is one ugly bastard, isn't he?
by Dstruxion April 16, 2018
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Bastard child

Cheating on your husband; Resault: Thee ugly son.
"Wow! Joe-nasty your must be the bastard child!"
by Sorry Grandma May 30, 2009
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left bastard

When someone is three times as much of a right bastard than thought possible.

Inspiration: "Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left."
Person 1: Did you see him hit-and-run my car? What a right bastard he is.

Person 2: He did worse than that. He ran over a puppy and threw an empty beer can out his window. That bastard ain't a right bastard, he's a left bastard.
by Jack_Firerage June 30, 2023
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Mad bastard

A word used in northern Ireland to describe someone who is good craic or mental or not wise in the head
See at Kyle he's a mad bastard. How come? He punched a double sided window through
by Gigachad56 December 24, 2022
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Fink bastard

He’s a fink bastard for lying to her about him sleeping with her friend after saying he hadn’t.
by Blazenfireball September 17, 2021
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