Bagel

Penis, cock, wiener, johnson,

Eat a bagel

by Yourstrulyfromtheheart May 20, 2020

Bagel

Skinny white boy that loves to cream in crab game, he is also extremely racist

Hey see that fucker bagel over there?
Yeah he gon go get some newports

by Number1KazzaFan May 16, 2023

crazy bagel

when a male nuts on a females face and spreads it like a face mask made of nut using his penis

wow that was one crazy bagel we did last night!

by flappyduck420 April 21, 2020

African bagel

When you slide your penis trough a bagel into a females vagina.

I'm going to African bagel you tonight.

by Jewhunter457 February 21, 2017

yellow bagel fever

The yellow bagel fever is a special form of yellow fever, a preference especially of guys for Asian women, who in this case grew up in New York City.

Someone: Don't you think Ka-Yee is a little crazy? I have the feeling that New York has spoiled her.
Dude: No, I think she's hot.
Someone: Ok, but you also have yellow bagel fever.

by Jopronas August 21, 2022

#bageling

The act of placing bagels sporadically throughout a neighbourhood

Me and Miller went #bageling on Monday

That guy got #bageled!

by Dr Bagel April 11, 2025

Knuckle Bagel

If you think about it, what is a knuckle sandwich? You slap your fist into your palm, that’s the bread and the sandwich bits. Where’s the other piece of bread?

But a bagel… a bagel’s still a bagel with one side missing. Hence, you get the “Knuckle Bagel.”

Arguably more threatening than a “knuckle sandwich.”

“Hey wise guy. You’re in for a knuckle bagel”
*rubs fist into palm menacingly.*

by jbongo September 12, 2025