Nut badger

A large woodland carnivore with an insatiable desire for nuts.

John: "Hi Dave, I hear you got lucky last night after the cider festival"

Dave: "Yes indeed, though I am a little sore, she was a right nut badger"

by BoomerTank May 18, 2017

Bloody Badger

Nick Cummins' new nickname after he dumps all the Bachelorette's on the 2018 season of The Bachelor Australia.

Well bugger me gently, that Bloody Badger let all those good lookin' roosters go!

by Aussiebloke80 October 4, 2018

Pit badger

A women that hangs out at the Friday night dirt track traces and roams the pits staring down all the sexy racer. Usually doinks the man after his best top finish of 3rd place. Claims she changes her oil and put air in her own tires... first husband was her cousin, dad always told her “you fuck like mom”

Jimbo, you see that fine 9 finger pit badger I snatched?

by Devro November 6, 2018

Rusty Badger

A sexual act where the male pulls out during sex and inserts into the female anus and then reinserts the poo covered penis into the female vagina.

I’m in a really weird mood, let’s do a rusty badger

by CrazyFecker March 1, 2019

3amy Bader

3amik: uncle (aa•mik)

Basically means that I’m superior to you and that you should show more respect to me

Fazari: Ayo Bader i got an 89 in the exam, how much did you get?
Bader: i got a 100
Fazari: damn, i guess i should call you 3amy Bader from now on

by #1 Winner at everything #1 December 8, 2020

full bladder fail

When you have a full bladder and don't make it to the bathroom in time.

I went to use the gas station bathroom but it was out of order with a full bladder that couldn't hold anymore so I had a full bladder fail right there.

by stuffed animal lovers youtuber April 17, 2021

cranky badger

When a brunette gets cum in her hair and isn't happy about it.

Yeah I came all over her face, she was a cranky badger afterwards...

by Kropotkin92 April 25, 2021