Bacon Booty 

The inevitable girth gain around the buttocks from eating too many breakfast buffets.

Mary gained a Bacon Booty after spending one week on vacation.

Bacon Booty by Eric Harmatz May 8, 2006

Bacon Bangs 

Hideous, ill-conceived bangs (hair) that resemble the waves and greasiness of bacon.

oh gross, that guy has bacon bangs. what a DOUCHE!

Bacon Bangs by joerene December 3, 2010

Bacon turds 

The experience when you try to poop and are only able to squeeze out a small slither of firm poop.

Dude I just tried to poop but I only squeezed out a couple small bacon turds.

Bacon turds by Shastyboy22 November 9, 2017

Bacon head

A person who loves bacon and posts memes about bacon constantly.

Dude you are definitely a bacon head you even smell like bacon !

Bacon head by Bacon head May 31, 2018

bacon glove 

when you wrap your hand in bacon and fist someone

Yo after breakfast we should try try a bacon glove

bacon glove by Massive Zen June 15, 2018

bacon osu 

The best person in existence.

Oh bacon osu? He is a god.

bacon osu by anonymous July 9, 2021

Bacon and Egg 

A discreet way in which to tell someone who do not give a shit about what they are saying, and in fact can't believe they are saying it all.

Boring person: I bought some Jeff Banks boxers today!
Normal person: Did ya mate? I had a fucking bacon and egg this morning!

This could be followed by others saying: oh dear mate, you've just been bacon and egged!

Can be reinforced with actions such as those that imitate a bazuka, catapult etc firing bacon and egg at them.

Bacon and Egg by AB123456 June 9, 2011