Dirty Bean & Cheese Burrito 

The act of a mexican and a white guy performing disturbing, disgusting, vulgar and raunchy activities within a sleeping bag.

EX.

Friend: Hey did you hear what he did this weekend when he went to spend the night?
Friend2: No what?
Friend: they did the Dirty Bean & Cheese Burrito.
Friend2: Fags

Dirty Bean & Cheese Burrito by Cele696969 October 31, 2011

Memphis Bean Burrito 

When a man wraps a tortilla around his cock, and uses it as a condom to fuck the women who is using beans and cheese as lube. You have yourself a Memphis Bean Burrito!

We did the Memphis Bean Burrito instead of anal.

Memphis Bean Burrito by Masuraus July 26, 2016

Double Oreo stuffed burrito 

When two 6”5 huge wanker African guys and a 5”1 two millimeter defeater pp tripple team a white women in the bedroom

Jimmy: Hey Alex did you hear than anything got the double Oreo stuffed burrito from rayquan tjay and hector

Alex: yea bro that must of huuurt!

Double Oreo stuffed burrito by What am I a faggot? July 17, 2021

rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken 

a tv remote controller shoved up a chicken or bull dogs anus while twisting his ear and jacking it off while simotanisly pooring lubricant and putting bananas in his other ear and making him eat glue while shooting him up with heroin in his dick

Im going to rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken my long fellow dog named sparky.

rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken by Shitholeofalabama January 3, 2008

breakfast burrito 

The gayest item of all the items on the Sonic menu.

"Hey, they didn't put your gay burrito in here. Where's your gay burrito?"

breakfast burrito by CowboySven July 6, 2004

wet burrito 

while having sex, the act in which the man reaches under his sac, scooping a sample of his own sweat, and wiping it across the woman's upper lip.

She looks hungry...how about a wet burrito??

wet burrito by Diggler September 19, 2003

fecal burrito

The fecal burrito is one of the simplest kinds of burritos to concoct. The fecal burrito consists of a freshly-evacuated log of excrement strewn out along the middle of a tortilla that is folded on top of said excrement. One may release diarrhea onto a solid piece of waste matter to give the burrito a spicy yet enjoyable taste.

That fecal burrito I ate last night really gave me the shits.

fecal burrito by Feces Astronaut May 13, 2012