by Coop Sm1th February 24, 2017

Another word for condom used after the act of sex has been ensued and may or may not at this point be of any use.
We had been having sex and I was in mid-cum when she asked me to put on the condom. At this point it was nothing more than a Dolphin Blanket.
by Dolphinquilt November 7, 2010

A sexual act where you are making love to a women where you wait as long as you you can and right before you cum you rap a blanket around the womans head and yell cum typhoon then which you pull out and cum on the blanket so when they go to take it off they have splooge on there hands
by Shoe stomper July 24, 2023

by retro boy November 13, 2020

When as much sweat as possible is saved up in a blanket or bed sheets wring the sweat in a five gallon bucket. Keep the the buck hidden and uses febreze on it until it is full. Finally, when your significant other is performing intercourse with you, slowly pick up the bucket and drench her with the sweat.
by skallywag99 December 16, 2014

The unfortunate act of accidentally allowing your freshly-painted fingernails to come into contact with a blanket, thereby leaving a rough, uneven texture on the surface of the nailpolish.
"Crap! I just blanketed my nails!! Now I've got to take ALL the polish off and start over... fml."
"I hate blanketing my nails! Such a waste of time!"
"I hate blanketing my nails! Such a waste of time!"
by P. Aris March 11, 2012

Girlfriend: "Whats that under the blanket?"
Boyfriend: "Um... just a blanket lump."
Girlfriend: "Ok then..."
Boyfriend: "Um... just a blanket lump."
Girlfriend: "Ok then..."
by QuestionablyLumpy January 29, 2016
