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geeky bastard

1.) Someone who knows more about Final Fantasy and Star Wars than they know about life.
2.) Someone who never leaves the computer.
3.) An ecentric person who dresses like Dr. Miller, my psychaiatrist.
1.) Jojo is such a geeky bastard...(jk)

2.) J:I gotta go my dad needs the pc
E:You geeky bastard! ... (jk)

3.) I hate going to that geeky bastard who keeps asking me what we should do with me... that stupid mofo...
by cherry February 28, 2004
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Bastard Fart

A bastard fart is when a lady quiefs, and a cum bubble comes out.
She was just laying there, and she turned to me and said that was definetly a bastard fart.
by mr. aric burns September 28, 2011
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Ugly bastard

an old, fat, hairy, sweaty, smelly, disgusting man
Donald Trump is one ugly bastard, isn't he?
by Dstruxion April 16, 2018
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Bastard child

Cheating on your husband; Resault: Thee ugly son.
"Wow! Joe-nasty your must be the bastard child!"
by Sorry Grandma May 30, 2009
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snaggletooth bastard

A short, chipped/missing tooth bastard who stumbles upon society whistling dixie.

May also go by: Chip, Chippy
Have you seen Eddie? That Snaggletooth bastard owes me money.
by Monkey Brainz October 30, 2017
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Fat Bastard

is a fictional character in the second and third films of the Austin Powers series. A morbidly obese henchman hailing from Scotland, Fat Bastard serves Dr. Evil in his quest to destroy Austin Powers. The character is portrayed by Mike Myers.
His extreme size and weight (1 metric tonne, according to Dr. Evil) endows Fat Bastard with massive strength. He exhibited this prowess in the sumo ring in the third movie.
Fat Bastard is noted for his foul temper, his emotional monologues that culminate in flatulence, his vulgar, crude manners, and his unusual diet. These go as far as to include a cannibalistic taste for human infants and midgets, whom he gluttonously calls, "The other, other white meat". In Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, he boasts that he once ate a baby, and tries to refuse Dr. Evil's money for his services in exchange for getting to eat Mini-Me. He also has the same Scottish accent as Shrek (also voiced by Myers), whose movie was released in 2001, two years after The Spy Who Shagged Me (and a year before Goldmember in 2002).
P1: you fat bastard.
P2: takes is profile off crying
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 10, 2019
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kooky bastard

Dan from my gaming group, who is possibly an alien and definitely kind of a racist but who can beatbox adequately.
by The best character April 19, 2014
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