blazin bagel

When you light the hair around one’s anus on fire and put it out with semen and hot sauce

“Hey babe wanna try something new tonight”
“What?”
“A blazin bagel”
“Get your nasty ass out of here we are done”

by BuzzaNut March 11, 2024

African bagel

When you slide your penis trough a bagel into a females vagina.

I'm going to African bagel you tonight.

by Jewhunter457 February 21, 2017

Chinese water bagel

When a girl moons her boyfriend and he sticks his dick in her ass and pees in it and take it out really fast so the urine shoots out of her ass.

My girl mooned me so I Chinese water bageled her

by sneeeze August 16, 2021

Seasoning Your Bagel

When a guy and a girl are having sexual intercourse, and the man pulls out and ejaculates around the girl's vagina.

"Girl, I love seasoning your bagel."

by Thelegalseagull January 15, 2023

Birds of The Bagel

A cult that hides as a company in which its employees have their toes cut off to be sacrificed to a unknown entity by the name of "Hugo". Some people who went to the main headquarters never came out. The employees would only say "They went to the bird room."

Jerald: Hey, wheres Johnny?
Joseph: I heard he went to the Birds of The Bagel headquarters.
Jerald: Well we can say bye to him.

by [Worries] January 22, 2020

Bagelism

Believing that Bagel truly is a sex machine in limbo

"Did you hear that one guy honestly believes in bagelism."
"Wow people are crazy these days."

by Bagelterms December 3, 2020

bagel eater

Slang term for a Jewish person

Those Bagel eaters sure do cut a mean diamond.

by Jimmy frank February 3, 2022