Captain America

Abstaining from sex until you are 90 years old, then banging a 20 year old chick.

Tim: My grandpa's gross. He slept with my girlfriend's sister.
Alan: He sounds like a real Captain America

by SovietRyan April 20, 2015

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the american dream

Getting paid a whole lot to do not a whole hell of a lot.

Person 1: Man, I don't want to go to work today. I just want to get paid to sit on my ass.
Person 2: Ahhh, the American Dream lives on.

by maryla January 14, 2008

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feline-american

The politically correct term for a cat.

"Lulu is NOT a cat! She is a feline-american with rights!

by lovebug11768 October 20, 2006

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Song/Music video recently released by the multi-talented Childish Gambino (Donald Glover). Full of hidden meaning about issues in America regarding including gun violence and historical "Black Face". Needs to be watched several times and analyzed.

"This is America
Don't catch you slippin' up"

by themilkmakestheman June 4, 2018

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Teach For America

A sexual act involving a relatively older lover (henceforth "teacher") and several relatively younger lovers from an impoverished, inner-city community (henceforth "students"). The teacher wears nothing but the U.S. flag draped around his or her body. The students wear Catholic school uniforms that expose their private parts and each has an apple in his or her mouth, not dissimilar to a roast pig. The students line up on their hands and knees with their assholes towards the teacher. The teacher inserts pieces of chalk into each student's asshole one by one until she can no longer fit any more in. At that point, the teacher uses a yardstick to smack the chalk farther into the anal cavity. During this process, the student must recite the pledge of allegiance.

Me and the boys are going to get together with my girl tonight and have her Teach for America.

by Kimberly Macintosh December 10, 2008

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