moist albert

rim job

also see wet albert, wet conjugate and wet adam

He gave her a moist albert last night

by asdfghjkl January 27, 2005

Albert Einstein

aka "The grand-father of all memes": 1. Very imaginative and putative father of many quotes. 2. "Last argument of internet rascals and trolls." (From Albert Einstein's dictionary of the internet).

Like Albert Einstein said, a troll's impact depends on his speed and his mass.

by Humorlos January 4, 2014

Alderete

A Mexican doo-doo chaser who is pleasured by young zombie boys and turtles.

Make sure to keep that alderete away from your children and cats.

by PalRyguy69 December 15, 2011

Albert Leonard middle school

ugly ass fat bitches and white kids that suck dick just to get their bus ticket home. the people and teachers at the school look like characters from big mouth and then rusty dusty ass hoes needa learn how to do their eyebrows them shits look like they sponsored by Nike. They edges look like lines coming out their forehead. isaac is better BIG ISAAC FYM

Albert Leonard middle school-
isaac is better

by suwooo March 14, 2019

Algerian Horse

heroin

"They got the girls hooked on Algerian horse, so that they would work for them."

by johnnyb_984 January 12, 2009

Albertican

A citizen in the city of Albertica, which is ruled by platypi. Alberticans are purple and Ninja in origin.

Alberticans have been ruled by the Jell-O fist of their counsel for eons!

by Albertican Counsel Member January 16, 2010

Albert

1. Annoying and whining female.

2. Female Dog
3.An exceedingly whipped guy who does/wears/thinks/says whatever his girlfriend tells him to.
4.spineless cretin

Basically a Bitch!

Dude 1: yo , we're going bar hopping wanna come?

Dude2 : hold on let me check with my girl.

Dude1: man stop being such a Lil Albert and let's go!

by Kryptonssavior May 24, 2016