Albertano

The most handsome man you will ever lay your eyes on. Can be a handful but totally worth your time! Perfect smile, personality and extremely hardworking. Great family man and perfect to father your children.

Wow! Did you see that stunning man walk by? His name is probably Albertano!

by Cookie721 January 18, 2024

Albert shaw

The superior fictional serial killer

Boy 1: Have you heard the Grabbers real name is Albert shaw?
Girl 1: Your lucky he’s dead now otherwise you’d be next on his list Goldilocks!

by aml30x January 30, 2024

albert einstein

poor guy who was the center of a meme

-oh my god its albert einstein
-its albert einstein oh my god its albert einstein oh my god
-dude youre albert einstein
-im sorry, what do you want?
-youre albert einstein
-ok

by quarot May 14, 2024

Albert Camus

A Fr*nch fucking bastard he probably has a baguette shaped dildo

"omg albert camus is such a great author" - said noone ever
"albert camus? more like alBUM camus"
"OMGG yes beat my wife and kill arabs!!!" - albert camus

albert camus is the Morgz 2016 of literature, he likes likes yaoi, and is the twink of all writers

"wow that guy is such an Albert Camus (hes a fucking bum)"

"wow, what an Albert Camus"

by fr0st 3oo May 27, 2024

Alberta Bronck Buster

When you're giving it to her doggy style and she's almost there. You bend over, wrap your arms around her and grab a breast in each hand. Then you whisper in her ear "damn girl, your pussy's fabulous. Almost as great as {Her best friend/sister/mother's name}. Squeeze tight and try to hold on for 8 seconds! Yeehaw!

Dude. I gave Cara the old Alberta bronck Buster last night. Only made it 5 seconds...

by YEG_not my real name September 7, 2024

Alberta Clipper

When you have sex in a hot tub during the winter, a guy jumps out, cums in the snow and then makes a snow cone with the cum-snow.

It was so hot the other night, Derek made an Alberta Clipper after we fucked in my parents hot tub.

by chelseahotel November 26, 2024

albertstuff

SHHHHH WE DONT TALK ABOUT IT

Person 1: yo have you seen what alberstuff didddd??

Person 2: HAHA! WHATS ALBERTSTUFF? HAHA!

by Get off of urban dictionary. January 19, 2025