You know, when you’re taking a shit, but it’s not really a shit. You go to sit down on the toilet, and it’s coming out at about 200 psi and it sprays fecal matter over everything. Cleanup is not expected
by TophBecker August 2, 2018
Get the Spray AIDSmug. Breakup-AIDS, noun.
Describing the process or symptoms of a crass weight loss after a breakup of a romantic relationship.
Under certain circumstances during or after a breakup, due to depression or otherwise missing motivation, an individual will eat far less than usual.
Hence the individual – often in a very short period of time – will visibly lose weight, which in turn will make outside people suspect the individual is infected with AIDS or a similar, life threatening disease, that is usually known to let people lose weight drastically.
Describing the process or symptoms of a crass weight loss after a breakup of a romantic relationship.
Under certain circumstances during or after a breakup, due to depression or otherwise missing motivation, an individual will eat far less than usual.
Hence the individual – often in a very short period of time – will visibly lose weight, which in turn will make outside people suspect the individual is infected with AIDS or a similar, life threatening disease, that is usually known to let people lose weight drastically.
Jennifer broke up with James.
James has lost a lot of weight. He looks like bones and skull... seems like he's got Breakup AIDS.
James has lost a lot of weight. He looks like bones and skull... seems like he's got Breakup AIDS.
by Justlettinuknowaboutthis June 2, 2016
Get the Breakup AIDSmug. Crab aids is a batter way of saying something is aids because adding crab before it is funnier because it makes zero sense. ROH ROH RAGGY
by Crabaids taste good November 24, 2021
Get the CRAB AIDSmug. by shreklover999 April 7, 2023
Get the Okehampton AIDSmug. "Oh bro, did you hear Jerry just got fucked up by the Covid?!" Yeah, I don't know if he is gonna survive the Lung Aids."
by Insolence1sBliss December 13, 2021
Get the Lung Aidsmug. Guy 1: Want some Vodkool-Aid?
Guy 2: Some what?
Guy 1: Kool-Aid mixed with Vodka
Guy 2: Hell yea bro
Guy 2: Some what?
Guy 1: Kool-Aid mixed with Vodka
Guy 2: Hell yea bro
by TheGoldBull July 24, 2013
Get the Vodkool-Aidmug. Girl: Last night was perfect, the Spaghetti was amazing! What sauce was that?
Guy: It was my blood, sorry madam, you have Spaghetti Aids "Flies out window"
Girl: Welp i donee goofed up badly mistaken
Guy: It was my blood, sorry madam, you have Spaghetti Aids "Flies out window"
Girl: Welp i donee goofed up badly mistaken
by Mr.werbenjagermanjensen jr November 15, 2017
Get the Spaghetti Aidsmug.