Hobbes Act

A law dat prohibits da absconding with stuffed animals for extortion purposes.

Susie may have technically been in violation of da Hobbes Act when she ran off with said stuffed tiger, but da "Calvin Act" which supposedly allowed said greedy opportunist to make off with Susie's own mammal-toy --- Mr. Bun --- had not been approved by Congress, and so I doubt dat Susie would get in much trouble for violating it.

by QuacksO December 14, 2023

Act of Spoonism

1. An act of pure stupidity. Derived from the word spoon. One who carries out many Acts of Spoonism on a daily basis may be described as a spoon by their peers.
2. When someone carries out an act of discriminatory behavior known as spoonism.

E.g. Amelia: did you see me trip in Mr Somiyegi's class? It was so embarrassing.

Olivia: ah yes, some might say it was an Act of Spoonism.

by Henge November 5, 2019

Wojack Acting

A wojack actor is an actor with wide orifice behaviours

(i couldnt any way the word "wojack" could possibly be used in a sentence, sorry guys)

the word wojack acting is terrible acting

by Hydrous November 9, 2021

Acting job

When the guy thinks he knows where the g spot is and you have to act like it is the best thing in the world when it's really not

Last night was a real acting job when I was with Jacob

by HUPPPON October 17, 2021

Bad acting

When someone is trying to convince everyone around them they had to be sub serviant to somebody else, but they go a little too far with there acting (to the point you would think they were trying to be comical with you if they didn't still look serious) by doing something like running towards somebody with bags of food, or speaking strange languages neither one of you or anybody else speaks, talking about biblioteques and shit like that with no French people present.

Come on with the bad acting, you're not Italian and neither am I, but you're still saying Ciao to me like you had no choice.

by The Original Agahnim September 18, 2021

Acting/diving

Raheem Sterling's hobby

Sterling's fucking acting/diving again that twat

by Masonmountsbumfiddle August 6, 2021

acting australian

acting australian is the act of being a big fat liar while also being australian

Person 1: Did you know that we won the emu wars? It was a close one but Team Aussie managed pulled through.
Person 2: No you didn't, stop acting australian

by YVHarder August 10, 2021