Shank Fairy

When a stabbing occurred, and everyone who was around when the stabbing occurred, says they did not see anything because they were asleep or they were in the bathroom with all 30 other people who were around when the stabbing occurred. So, the Shank Fairy is obviously the one who did the stabbing.....

Jacob: Hey, Frank, who stabbed up this guy?

Frank: I don't know, everybody says they were in the bathroom when it happened. Nobody saw anything....

Jacob: That f'n shank fairy!!

by Jdawg1775 December 14, 2012

Shanking

Driving 4 hours just to dump someone as harshly as possible then leaving

“Damn bro, you drove to dallas just to shank that bitch???”

“Yeah Bro, shanking her is my only option”

by dookiedropper123 March 29, 2022

shank

the stabbing and twisting performed with a shanker when inserted into mans anus

to shank really hurts both the receiver and the shanker.

you obtain shankers from good camden stalls and from broken lever-arch french folders.

man lucy bought some good shankers from that camden stall.

shit! my anus is aching after lucy shanked me with her shankers!

bharat is such a shanker, danny boy must be crying after that!

cock

by nosnHoj olim March 14, 2008

Shank

The relaxation method most commonly used by men in the bathroom. The process involves Wanking and any combination of: Showering, Shitting, or Shaving. Combining the skills requires great skill and double (Two from the 'Sh...' list) and triple (three of the 'Sh....' list) shanks have been know to be fatal.

(Man returns from bathroom on night-out)
Mate: Good Shank?
Man: Yeah, just a double though - I left my razor at home.

by Doone March 9, 2011

shank

A form of well ground weed, typically very sticky.

person: bought some weed the other day but it was shank.

by anonymous September 23, 2023

Shank

1. Literally, to stab in the stomach

2. More loosely, to screw something up, make a mistake, etc.

3. In sports: to make a bad shot/play, to hit the ball awkwardly.

Did you see that tennis ball? I hit it over the fence!
Yeah, you really shanked that one.

by tennisdude November 20, 2010

Supernatural is situationally procedural for left shank accidents: The First Juvenile Release...《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Supernatural is situationally procedural for left shank accidents: The First Juvenile Release...《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025