Thomas McGinn

If you have the name Thomas then you have 100% chance that you will get called "Thomas the Train". Really annoying most of the time because who wants to be correlated with a show meant for 5 year olds. If you meet someone named Thomas DO NOT call him "Thomas the Train". Other than that Thomas is really sexy.
Thomas walks down school hallway

Random Person - "Hey Thomas the Train"

Thomas *Pulls out gun from his bag and points it at him* -"The fuck you say to me"

Random Person - "Shit man! It's just a joke!

Thomas - "You know what's a joke"

Random Person - "What?"

Thomas - "Joe Mama!" *Proceeds to shoot him in the head.*

THE END.
My name is Thomas McGinn and I like men
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Thomas Carpenito

That’s Thomas Carpenito, what a man he is.
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Thomas Chamberlain

The Best person you will ever meet. He is crazy but an awesome chill pearson once you get to know him. He is also super hot.
OMG is that Thomas Chamberlain? So Hot!!!
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Thomas pencil

the name thomas combined with the last name pencil.
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William Thomas

Alpha male and apex predator, William Thomas are almost allways shunned by the public due to their immense size and strength, they have 23 inch penises and are often seen singing the song "what can i say except your welcome"
unacceptably William Thomas likes Le peen and ignores the repeated asking outs of girls with the names of, Angie, Cecile and many many more.
William Thomas: hey Cecile will you go out with me?
Cecile: who are you again? (said with haste as she attempts to escape his sexy grasp)
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Will Thomas's Mum

Clair is dummy thick ad the clap of her ass cheeks alert her children when she is going to the club.
Wow, you have a Will Thomas's Mum
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Sir Thomas

When you flop your soft dong onto a table full of men to assert dominance.
I walked into a bar and didn't know anyone, so I walked up to a table of bikers and gave them a Sir Thomas.
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