Skiing the poconos

When someone gives a handjob to two men at the same time. With one penis in each hand.

Did you hear about sherry? I heard she was skiing the poconos with greg and mike.

by Barens April 11, 2022

ski-go

Ski-go. Ego defined by avid skiers.

Dude has an inflated ski-go, can't stop talking about his(her) unique ability.

by Craig Ludwig, Holly MacArthur February 14, 2020

Lavender skies

A ship beautiful Josi and Evie

Person one: Omg I love lavender skies!
Person two: Yea same they are poggers!

by Evie_the_big_gae July 10, 2021

ski-nebriated

Skiing while under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs.

Dude, I probably shouldn't have spent 2 hours drinking beers during lunch. I was so ski-nebriated that I could barely make it down the mountain without killing myself.

by p mammen January 2, 2012

cannonsburg ski area

The place where dinosaurs became extinct, you can tell because of the craters in there driveway. The bathrooms remind you of a dirty campgrounds communal bathroom. The ski lifts are either broken or have unreasonably long lines. The employees hate themselves and refuse to do their jobs. The owners don't care to reinvest their profits into their property. Their food is like your local run down drive In theaters cafe. Their prices are higher than your creepy uncle on April 20th. The lodge reminds you of a homeless shelter after COVID-19.

Hey want to come to Cannonsburg Ski Area with me tomorrow?
Nah man I rather go anywhere else, Cannonsburg is a dump, they should pay me to snowboard there.

by Lmaopp January 10, 2025

ski frickin he boy

When titties go down hill

"Man look at Megan"

"Nah bruh she ski frickin he boy"
"Damn"

by Smburgg May 10, 2016

Brazillian Skiing

Snorting lines of cocaine off a stripper's ass or tits

"We went on a Brazillian Skiing trip... Now my wife is divorcing me."

by helpmefindmybaseball July 7, 2014