by BushNut October 5, 2019
Get the jizz shymug. When you get a hand job while your dick is inside your underwear and the hand is on the outside. By the time you blow your load, it's hot and crisp on the outside from the friction and warm and moist on the inside. Making a perfect Jizz Jaffle.
Kezza was giving me a top hand job but didn't pull my dick out. Eventually I jizzed in my pants and she yelled "Jizz Jaffles are ready!!!"
by ErnieBurger April 3, 2017
Get the Jizz Jafflemug. by paulandandy June 12, 2010
Get the Bucks Jizzmug. Get a empty tooth paste bottle and fill it with jizz and the unfortunate person who uses it will have jizz on there tooth brush and on there teeth
by That dud July 2, 2017
Get the jizz pastemug. The awkward act every hetero female is familiar with: cupping their genital area and waddling to the bathroom for clean up post coitus.
I recorded my ex girlfriend jizz jumping and sent it to everyone on her company mail list after we broke up.
by Milopie Sneezypee August 22, 2016
Get the Jizz Jumpingmug. An adjective used contextually with tone and timbre to indicate someone either very cool or ironically uncool.
Chloe: "I met your friend Mike last night."
Mark: "Yeah, that guy is a real jizz cat!"
Cate: "Uh...that creepy French guy tried to get with me last night."
Abbey: "Yeah, that guy was a real jizz cat."
Mark: "Yeah, that guy is a real jizz cat!"
Cate: "Uh...that creepy French guy tried to get with me last night."
Abbey: "Yeah, that guy was a real jizz cat."
by Pedro Papadoupoulos February 4, 2010
Get the Jizz Catmug. by Drunksiblings March 4, 2016
Get the Snowman Jizzmug.