splooge jelly

to exhibit large amounts of jealousy

I splooge jelly every time I see someone ridin' in a Lambo.

by JBry tha boss June 2, 2014

Jelly-Bagging

Jelly-bagging is when you take a zip lock bag and fill it with personal lubricant. You then put a condom on your dick and stick the bag in between your couch cushions. Finally, you get on your knees and proceed to have intercourse with the bag of jelly that's firmly wedged into the couch.

I got home from work a bit early and happened to see my roommate Steve jelly-bagging my new sofa. Man was I pissed about that.

by DFLB November 3, 2014

Jelly wobblers

A pair of women’s breasts

Tarquin: by golly Ksenia is popping out of her bikini

Aubrey: she does indeed have a fantastic set of jelly wobblers!

by Gollywobble July 18, 2021

Genital jelly

Cut off pieces of genitalia put into a blender with strawberry jelly set to puree

Yo fam I could really go for a peanut butter and genital jelly sandwich

by XxshortkidxX January 22, 2017

cock jelly

Another word jizz

Dan Did you jerk off? There’s cock jelly everywhere

by Tide pods May 3, 2018

jelly lung

Excessive coughing with large amounts of phlegm coming from chest(congestion). Often happens after quiting smoking and sometimes seasonal allergies.

I haven't smoked a butt in 3 days and the jelly lung is already killing me!

by Daveeeos March 7, 2016

Anal Jelly

It's technically a better and weirder name for lube. Anal jelly.

Julie: Wtf is anal jelly?
Mark: It's slang for lube.

by HowAreWeHere??43 January 3, 2019