Fap Frenzy February

A month like Destroy Dick December, but in February.

¨Hey Brian are you going to do Fap Frenzy February?¨
¨Hell yeah brother!¨

by Click on this for free vbucks November 13, 2018

hide and go fap

A party game where participants hide and try to finish masturbating without getting caught by the seeker. If caught, you have to eat your jizz when finished.

Yo dude, have you played hide and go fap?
Ya, I ate my own jizz.

by Dan's Vans February 23, 2016

Annie sad fap

When you last too long and you have to masturbate in a corner because you haven't come yet
most commonly when referring to "Elijah"

"Elijah took a lonely Annie sad fap after he couldn't finish"

by Annie sad fap April 06, 2015

pre-nap fap

1. A scenario in which one lies down for a nice power nap, but due to an inconvenient erection or horny thoughts, must jerk the gherkin before drifting into a long, restful slumber
2. A masturbation session completed right before a nap, ideally an afternoon nap. This fap sesh is intended to release tension, relax the masturbator, and prepare him for a long, restful nap.

3. Any other sort of fap that comes before a nap

(Matt) : Dude, you look so well-rested, what's your secret?
(Kai) : I hit that pre-nap fap bro, I feel totally restored. I'm a new man.

by Bing Dang Ow March 06, 2017

fap me sideways

To be fapped (masturbation) sideways(in a line like this | )

"well fap me sideways and call me daffyd thomas"

by Dankyhughes October 03, 2015

Fap-O-Licious

When you see a fine ass girl.

DAAAAIUMN thats fap-o-licious

by i had ass sex with your mom April 26, 2009

Fibonacci Fap February

In parody of 'No Nut November' and 'Destroy Dick December', this is an event that starts on the 1st of February, where on the first day, you fap once, on the second day you fap once, on the third you fap twice, on the fourth you fap three times etc. until the 28th where you fap 317811 times.

It's worse on a leap year.

Guy 1: 'Hey man, are you doing Destroy Dick December?'
Guy 2: 'Yeah I gotta train for Fibonacci Fap February - it's gonna be brutal.'
Guy 1: 'Well don't forget Jerk Off January my dude!'
Guy 2: :O

by Lukash Hash December 01, 2018