Liberal Tears

Term coined by conservative podcast host Ben Shapiro. The whole point of the word is to make fun of liberal snowflakes who cry about the dumbest thing. (Like the gender of a potato)

Liberal: NOOO YOU CAN’T JUST CALL ME A SENSITIVE PUSSY
Ben Shapiro: Thanks for your liberal tears

by Joe Luis March 24, 2021

Liberal Media

The red herring to end all red herrings.

"Breaking News tonight as the GOP has called for deregulation of the straw man industry..."

by Squid Wrangler May 10, 2005

ultra-liberal

Adjective used to describe the most hostile and intolerant people on the planet who are actively and ruthlessly pushing the liberal agenda on the masses and especially the youth through the school public system.

The mayor of the NYC is obviously an ultra-liberal.

by Christian Fundamentalist September 05, 2015

Liberal Aggression

The aggression that derives from new, liberal ideas being advocated or already in law.

Gabriel: Edward, what do you think about alien adoption?
Edward: Dude, that triggers my liberal aggression, we do not know if the aliens are as civilised as we are. Just let the government do all the experiments not us. We are innocent.

by Lighter_Waterfalls April 13, 2020

dumb liberal

a dumb liberal is probably some dumbass high schooler or middle aged person that has nothing better to do but to try to prove that eating animals is wrong even tho they can’t go a week without getting a big mac from mcdonald’s

stop being a dumb liberal and just accept the fact you can’t let go of meat

by ziel April 12, 2023

Acute Liberalism

N. A malignant and inoperable condition characterized by the assumption that people are incapable of regulating their own productivity as well as demonstrating compassion for others; symptoms include latent cynicism, nauseating self-regard, and the utterly bogus, albeit throughly hypocritical, pretense that the afflicted are simply trying to "help others."

Oscar: Boy, that professor is a real PC Gestapo, eh?
Rob: Shit, yeah. Just another sign that rampant Acute Liberalism has taken hold of this place like a bad case of the clap.

See also wingnut, moonbat, closet fascist

by James Hoffa Lincoln June 17, 2016

Liberal Sandwich

A threesome with two republican girls, and a left leaning male. Typically in between both of them this creating the "sandwhich"

Bruh Taylor and Samantha Liberal Sandwiched me last night after the debate, it was awesome!

by Boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyi December 09, 2020