Tommy thought he could beat his dad in a towel-snapping contest. The bruise on Tommy's leg shows he is A TOWEL THAT WASHED.
by Miagi BrainNog September 29, 2025
Get the A Towel that Washed mug.Takes place in an old world Bulgarian Bath House, when sweating it out a sauana with old bulgarian men, and they rub their sweaty balls up against you.
by Not only this November 19, 2025
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by Not only this November 19, 2025
Get the Bulgarian Car Wash mug.The friendly wasp is a sexual act requiring a wasp hailing from a Greek island, a glass bottle of Coca Cola and a willing participant. First start by capturing the insect inside of the bottle of coke, this is made marginally easier when at a dining table, with food present to attract the wasp.
Once captured, the bottle must be mildly shaken to aggravate the assailant, then the mouth of the bottle should be placed up the anus of the willing participant with haste to ensure no escape can occur and left for a period of time until the bottle is “emptied”.
Once captured, the bottle must be mildly shaken to aggravate the assailant, then the mouth of the bottle should be placed up the anus of the willing participant with haste to ensure no escape can occur and left for a period of time until the bottle is “emptied”.
My mate Joe went to Corfu this year and got talked into trying “The friendly wasp” , he said he tried it just for fun
by Larry Longbottom December 22, 2025
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Person 2: Yeah, it's Rikudaloo Jarlumpkin Hurnoodle Lolimclolilols Grumplestartyukle Igloomcgee George WashingJohnson.
Person 2: Yeah, it's Rikudaloo Jarlumpkin Hurnoodle Lolimclolilols Grumplestartyukle Igloomcgee George WashingJohnson.
by heelies to escape my feelies January 19, 2018
Get the Rikudaloo Jarlumpkin Hurnoodle Lolimclolilols Grumplestartyukle Igloomcgee George WashingJohnson mug.basically, the person who tells you this, is the fucking worst person, so do not be friend with that person cuz I have a friend like that, she just texted me that cuz we are in an argument, they are very toxic peeps.
'(the argument or whatsoever), whatever i dont want to waste time talking to you...(the emoji which have its eyes rolling)'
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