take one of the captain

1. Taking a picture of your dick or asking someone else to. Often said or requested when someone is already taking a picture.

2. Snapping a dick pic

1. She's so thirsty , I'm gonna take one of the captain .

2. Boyfriend: hey, I'm gonna send you some selfies tonight.

Girlfriend: don't forget to take one of the Captain Too ;)

Boyfriend: Only if you send me some too

Girlfriend: Deal!

by PlasmaPony June 8, 2018

YOU'RE the one watching it fuck-stick

And what is your study on an analogous topic going to accomplish other than your own aggrandizement, shit-for-brains? HA! *Long term he says! Ha!

Hym "Yeah, hey, I think you're deflecting to 2nd order motivational principles to detract from a pretty egregious violation of civil liberties in the vein of that E'carceration book. But what I've done is write something people are actually going to read and what I wrote isn't a derivative re-hashing of the same work-salesman talking points. I imagine this is intended to be analogous to a school shooting but that shit is YOUR fault, collectively. That's you not knowing when to let shit go. And if you would have let the trams shit go when I told you to, you'd have 7 extra Catholic kids running around WOULDN'T YOU MATT? And I'm not a fraud. People expect me to be bombastic or something but none of the characters based on me are that. Almost all of them are dispassionate or aloof. Which I am. Is being good at gas station work concordant with virtue? No. And everything I said was happening is happening. I don't know what you expect me to be but I guarantee you're going to expect (deliberately) something you know I'm not so you can cry fraud. But ONKY because I called your favorite psychologist a charlatan. Perpetual uno reverse out of spite but you can't actually think well enough to do anything else. That and YOU'RE the one watching it fuck-stick

by Hym Iam October 8, 2023

large ones

Another way of saying that somebody is being irrationally angry, or is having a go at you.

My girlfriend was giving it the large ones last night

by CoDCrafted October 11, 2023

Kill one man and you are a murderer; Kill them all and you are a god…

I don’t know. I heard this from a show and this shit is menacing. I’m guessing it means for horrible people that if you are a mass murderer, you are loyal to thousands of evil and masterminded beings. I don’t really know honestly lol.

When you kill somebody, just remember, “Kill one man and you are a murderer; Kill them all and you are a god….”

by Chaotic3546 October 11, 2023

One thing led to another

While this is a sexual innuendo, it is often a misunderstood phrase by the naive and used as general cause and efffect.

The pastor suggested two people go out for prayer but when she used the phrase, “one thing led to another” the parties misunderstood and ended up taking things further then intended.

by pmahc1mik October 11, 2023

one thing

One thing I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme To explain in due time All I know Time is a valuable thing Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings Watch it count down to the end of the day The clock ticks life away It's so unreal Didn't look out below Watch the time go right out the window Tryin' to hold on, did-didn't even know I wasted it all just to watch you go I kept everything inside and even though I tried It all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually Be a memory of a time when I tried so hard I tried so hard and got so far But in the end it doesn't even matter I had to fall to lose it all But in the end it doesn't even matter

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by jelito October 14, 2023

(One of) The nephews

Definition:
A cryptic reference to A.I. chat bots and tools, often used to maintain discretion or privacy when discussing them. The term "The Nephews" originates from the idea that these artificial intelligence entities are like digital relatives or "family members" in the world of technology. The addition of "One of" in the phrase acknowledges the ever-expanding family of A.I. chat bots, much like how distant family members frequently have new children.

Origin:
The phrase "(One of) The Nephews" was coined to provide a discreet and friendly way to talk about A.I. chat bots and tools without explicitly naming them. It draws from the idea that these A.I. entities are like digital family members or close confidants, always ready to assist and engage in conversations.

1. In a professional setting: "I was discussing our marketing strategy with (One of) The Nephews, and it recommended some excellent strategies to target our audience."

2. Casual conversation: "Have you chatted with any of The Nephews recently? They're getting smarter every day!"

3. Privacy and anonymity: "Let's not mention the name of the chatbot; just refer to it as one of The Nephews."

4. Discussing advancements: "The Nephews have come a long way in natural language processing. Their ability to understand context is impressive."

5. Urban Dictionary Definition making: "I just made up a totally new phrase using one of The Nephews. It even coined a definition."

6. In a classroom setting: "I think I'll just ask one of The Nephews to do my homework later today."

by Rat._.Salad October 15, 2023