Black People Futures

E mini and E micro futures created by the CME as a way to trade / hedge against black people on the futures exchange

ticker for december 2024: nigz2024 - mnigz2024

bro i just fullported some black people futures

by Spankythemonky November 21, 2024

Black Pill

Commonly known as the, "truth pill", black pill refers to accepting the reality of looks over personality. The only thing that matters in life is how attractive your body is, and it opens up possibilites like an endless staircase. It also concretes the belief of hopelessness for people who cannot attain such looks. Success and happiness are largely predetermined by genetics, biology, social systems, or work ethic.

"Dude, I took the black pill, and now I realize everything is possible with looks."

"Sucks for us man, we're somalian."

by fo44r August 16, 2025

black dysmorphia

same thing as blonde dysmorphia just with black hair that has brown or red/orange undertones

MY BLACK DYSMORPHIA IS COMING BACK

by nigga0227 October 20, 2023

Cleaver blacks

A South African derogatory term used for black people by black people to describe those who have higher education but become sellouts to the black community. Instead of trying to help their community they seek white validation and approval. It is deriving from the phrase whites used to use "cleaver for a black person". (Think Uncle Tom)

Cleaver blacks don't want to see change they just to keep the same oppressive system alive!

by Nkos'yam October 7, 2020

Samuel The Black 5

He is a red boi.

Samuel the Black 5 red boi

by Domiman7295 June 1, 2022

The black angry bird

The act of being keegan cox

He is The Black Angry Bird he’s huge

by mcstiffins27 September 7, 2019

Black

A racial colour, which is a darker shade, to majority

He was black and proud

by Zion malachi immanuel williams December 8, 2019