Dick Boner

The result of the male reproductive organ becoming engorged with blood often after being excited or provoked. boner woody errection pitched tent

You'd better get rid of that dick boner before the girl with the manly face gets rid of it for you.

by ebonyluv September 16, 2011

Dick Play

When a woman teases you when you are attempting a move on her.

John: Dude, I met this girl at the bar and she was twirling her hair and all that flirty stuff, but when I asked her to come to my place, she just laughed and walked away
Roy: Damn, she was totally dick playing you dude.

by Rubikers August 4, 2009

punch dick

a person who is such an asshole that kicking them where the sun doesn't shine is too much of compliment. They must be punched in their dick for adequate humiliation.

The pretentious jerk in my Russian class thinks he knows everything; he is such a punch dick.

by 191704812123 August 24, 2009

dick saddler

one who likes to mount themselves on dicks. one who rides dicks for pleasure in spare time. someone who gets on your nerves. (male to male) call someone this to piss them off.

"Justin, why did you have to win? I wanted to," says jim. "Cause you suck at life," replies justin. "God justin you're a dick saddler."

by xx69inmymouthxforfree69 July 20, 2009

Dick Parka

the covering of skin that surrounds the head of a penis when a man is uncircumcised.

bob:dude what is that?

john: man its my dick parka. it helps keep it warm.

by jimboy929 October 10, 2009

street dick

1. a homeless person's dick
2. some guy you met on the street

1. so this one street dick who was thizzin balls started hitting on me today!

2. L: i got me some of that street dick last night
A: oh shit, how was it?
L: i dono man, i think i shud go get myself checked now...

by the roadhouse December 24, 2009

dick legged

The unfortunate walking condition that results from severe pain in the rectum, mainly observed after a SLUT is out on the town whoring it up with no guilt.

Dick legged is a bow legged condition named after a legal counsel from the Standard Legal Underwriting Team (SLUT) that gets plastered every time a bottle of beer or wine is put in front of her. After several drinks, dancing on a few tables, grinding on old men, and getting a late-night anal pounding from the bisexual hubby, everybody can observe the pain and regret she is feeling the next day simply by the way she walks.

by Andreas_the_Almighty January 22, 2011