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Getting Gi'd

When a girl you are dating / talking to stops liking you during the relationship but doesn't break up with you and just strings you along at least a few weeks.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about Matthew Getting Gi'd?

Person 2: No what happened?
Person 1: Oliva stopped liking Matthew 4 months into their relationship but stayed with him for over a year so she would get attention and a chauffeur.
by IckyNIckyyyyyyyyy February 16, 2021
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Getting Shmeckled

Getting irrationally horny and high at the same time.
Bob: I'm Getting Shmeckled tonight!
Jimmy John Joe Jam the Third: What's that?
Bob: I'll show you later ;).
by Succ Plate July 7, 2021
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Getting through

Hym "Getting through to you motherfuckers is like trying to reach up my own asshole and pull my dick out the other side. Holy shit. Really. It's wild. This is ridiculous."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2024
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Getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the Fishing

When you are actively getting screwed over by something you're in charge of yet being micromanaged to the point you're not in charge anymore.
"Man I'm getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the fishing with this event plan my boss keeps telling me he'll handle things I'm in charge of!"

"Have you tried looking for a job that will treat you like the position you're in?"
by STARKILLERMKIII March 27, 2025
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This definition won't get accepted

When you write a funny uban dictionary definition and then realize your not funny enough and or have enough tallent to get it accepted. so you try to be cool to get accepted play off of peoples pity and be being mean to yourself to get even more pitty. You then name it "this definiton won't get accepted" inorder to play off of reverse psycology and talk about what you are planning to do inorder to get accepting inorder to be meta becasue that is cool. but then you realize you need to be more meta so you are now being meta about being meta and so on to infinity.
Dude I am a failure, this definition won't get accepted.
by naman203 June 16, 2022
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getting enveloped

"Hey, want to try getting enveloped? "
"Sure!"
by BigBlackPickle April 23, 2018
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