When you're sitting on the toilette, detaching a poop, which is too long to flush right away, and it falls straight ahead, 12 o'clock, giving your balls a disgusting touch.
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Get the Bear Boy Bruce Jr. mug.When a casual sexual hookup contains a full night of close physical contact followed by a large meal and morning drink specials (bloody mary’s, bottomless mimosas). This combination can take what started as a one-night stand and turn it into an instant relationship.
“What’s up with Matt and that chick? Didn’t they just meet last night? Why are they making out and crying over there? It’s like a scene from the notebook!”
“Yeah, he got snuggles and brunched again!”
“Yeah, he got snuggles and brunched again!”
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