cock dick and ballin

to describe someone who is ballin, but in sexual way

man, that guy is cock dick and BALLIN

by aptnomtheshidder March 3, 2022

Original Cock Monster

Somebody who is a true, grade 'A' dickhead. This is the type of person that'll ruin your day if you even look at them. You usually see these types of people bitching and complaining about actions people have done to them throughout the day.

Original Cock Monster - "Oh my goodness! Yet again Eric has to go ahead and ruin my day. He throws paper balls at me and everything! I don't even want to go near him!"

Friend of OCM - "Goodness dude! Stop being such an original cock monster, you're just as bad as Eric is!"

by Seiko The Neko May 1, 2015

shit cock fuck

A term that is used when describing some ho.
Or you just have trashy luck, and have Touretts syndrome.

me-"You see that girl in the red?"
friend- "Yeah"
me- "she is a stupid SHIT COCK FUCK!"

Or for the touretts..
Cashier- "here's yo changee"
touretts guy-"uh thankkk.. SHIT COCK FUCK"

by DUNDUN128128 July 20, 2010

a huge fat cock

it's a big dick

example: did you hear tom has a huge fat cock

by _i_am_god_ April 28, 2017

Cleveland cock gobbler

The act in which one can seemingly effortlessly fully swallow down a cock deepthroat while simultaneously flutter there throat while rolling there tongue producing a sound to that of a gobbling turkey

Sarah was known around town as the best Cleveland cock gobbler.

by Jnasty praise money June 12, 2018

Valkyrie Chrome Cock

A sex move where you use that silver spray paint from Mad Max on your dick then run and jump at the pussy/ass hole so precisely that it slides right in as you scream "To Valhalla!!!"

If your dick misses its target, you are honor-bound to bottom.

I tried giving her the Valkyrie Chrome Cock last night, but I missed so she had to get the strap-on.

by NoxMelo April 11, 2020

Guac on my Cock

When you vomit while giving a blow job.

Last night my girlfriend hit me with some guac on my cock.

by ollux February 6, 2017